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Winter 2012 Edition of Xcell Journal Magazine Available Now

SAN JOSE, Calif., Feb. 1, 2012 /PRNewswire/ -- Xilinx, Inc. (NASDAQ: XLNX - News) today announced immediate availability of the Winter 2012 edition of its quarterly Xcell Journal magazine at http://www.xilinx.com/publications/xcellonline/index.htm ...

Style Invitational Week 956: Looking for a few ‘bad’ scenarios; plus the winning obit poems

You know it’s going to be a bad cruise when you see that the captain has his own private lifeboat. You know it’s going to be a bad hotel if they ask you if you want to wait for a no-bedbug room. You know your kid’s going to have a bad day at school . . . Read full article >>

Style Invitational Week 954: Bring on the ‘fight’ jokes; and some winning chutzpah

A woman frowned into the bedroom mirror. “Ugh,” she said despondently to her husband, “I look so old, so fat, so ugly. Honey, I really need you to tell me something good about me.” “Well,” he answered agreeably, “your eyesight’s darn near perfect.” Read full article >>

Style Invitational Week 955: Twits’ Twist — pair a word and its anagram

Meteor remote: It lets a couch potato repel falling space junk without getting off his fat asteroid. Inspired by the word-pairing challenge of Week 951, whose results run this week, Loser Ann Martin suggests a variant: This week: Create a phrase by combining a word or phrase with an anagram of that wo Read full article >>